He's ho ho hipster!
This year Santa has exchanged his fur-lined pajamas for second hand skinny jeans and nonprescription black rimmed spectacles. No longer will this jolly elf be outsourcing his tidings of great joy through China and Apple, but has instead opted for locally grown organic and cage-free produce for this coming holiday season. Not only will he be visiting your house the night before Christmas, but this year he has also been considering the night before Hanukkah, Diwali and Kwanzaa in hopes of diversifying his global market.
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